No matter what your family and friends (but typically it’s the friends that have all the jokes), Christmas jumpers may be cute and funny, with no vibe of tacky or hideous whatsoever.
For a Christmas jumper is always a good thing that they’re back in fashion for some years now and they even became a mainstream seasonal staple. Sure, there are some things to avoid when getting a Christmas jumper and it doesn’t take you long to scroll down for some tips.
How do you know it’s not too much?
Luckily for all the Christmas Jumpers out there, the market gives you so many stylish options nowadays so you can get in the spirit of Christmas, without looking like a Christmas decoration after all.
You can very well settle for a Christmas Jumper that has a simple Christmas message written on it. This subtle, yet effective option works on so many levels as it makes you happy for welcoming the winter holidays, but keeps you protected from the vicious jokes of your friends. Whether you go sarcastic or full of joy, it’s totally up to you. However, there are plenty of Christmas messages to find out there.
If you’re going for the cute animals, you’ve got some options too. There are many Christmas Jumpers out there that feature your favorite pet, all ready and “decorated” for Christmas. Cat or dog lover, you all got options just that you know!
Some also get prepared for Christmas with some traditional red and white patterns jumpers. Subtle, yet 100% leaving the holiday vibe around, this type of jumpers are also a great choice for many.
Getting ready for the last part…some really love to be “all covered” in the holiday spirit and there are so many choices in this category as well. From the simple, red noses jumpers, to the fully decorated ones, all sorts of jumpers may satisfy your likings. Less is more, but whatever floats your boat, right?
Christmas is about joy and happiness so it’s no harm if you like to get in the spirit more than anyone else is, by wearing a Christmas jumper. If this means a simple “Ho, ho, ho!” or an all sparkly, bling and everything jumper- it’s totally up to you. Nevertheless, are you ready to take all the jokes?
Our favorite Christmas Jumpers
For the perky men and women that love a good lough on Christmas, a funny jumper to try on to this year’s Christmas party is the CelbLook Mens Ladies MERRY XMAS CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMAL (Medium, Jade).
The message is short and clear and everyone is going to get have a smile when reading it. The jumper fits both men and women as it’s unisex.
It comes in 4 traditional Christmas colors and you may have your pick from red, navy, black or jade.
The jumper is rather long and the arms are quite large. The fit is loose and casual and the jumper has good quality, especially considering its low price.
It feels nice against the skin, not too soft nor itchy, though.
Bring a smile on everyone’s faces and try this one this winter.
When it comes to a Christmas jumper for kids, nothing seems to work better than one that comes at least with a 3D nose pom pom. The Forever Kids Beautiful Rudolph 3D Nose Pom Pom Christmas Jumper is so cute for the little ones and is a sure thing for any Christmas.
The cute Rudolph is even more adorable with his 3D nose pom pom and all kids are going to love it. Furthermore, the jumper comes in pretty bright colors also: red, green and blue. The black one looks also very nice. The long sleeves are dotted and the jumper looks cute and funny on any kid.
Soft and stretchy, the jumper is warm and cozy. It runs true the picture and is a bit on the narrow side. You don’t have to worry about cleaning as it’s machine washable.
If you’re going for the ugly, but in the good way, Christmas vibe, you can definitely rely on something like the Hanes Women’s Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt, Hanes Navy Holiday Cheer, L
The jumper is made of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, which is why it feels warm and soft on the inside. The plush cotton-blend fleece feels nice against the skin and keeps you cozy, without adding the weight.
The jumper has a roomy, relaxed fit so it’s easy to layer when wearing it. The tag-free collar is a nice addition that increases the comfort as well.
Adorable, but not too thick, with its cute details and a great price, the jumper isn’t bulky at all. It’s made with up to 5% recycled polyester from plastic bottles, which is always a good thing.
Ugly and cute, the Unibelle Christmas Cute Snowflakes Knitted Sweater Girl Pullover is one funny option if you’re looking for the stretchy, yet comfy fit.
The jumper comes in various colors and it’s knitted so that it offers a nice comfort. It’s made with 100% acrylic so it feels nice and soft against the skin. It keeps you warm in the wintertime and you may layer it as well.
We like the jumper as it feels lightweight and looks so cute. It’s well made and it washes well also. The price is great for the quality you get and the jumper is so funny in the most wonderful time of the year.
The jumper comes in various colors so you may find the best pick.
Well-made and so cozy to wear, the CHRISTMAS Sweater / Cardigan, with Various Lovely Patterns of Reindeer / Snowman / Snowflakes / Tree (XL, Deer&Snowflake-Black) is a nice surprise, especially considering its price.
The jumper gets you in the spirit of winter holidays without being tacky. You may actually chose from various patterns but they are all quite traditional and nice. After all, we talk about the well-known “Christmas” icons: snowflakes, snowman, reindeer or the Christmas tree.
The bolt graphic looks nice and the jumper feels heavy and thick. It’s made with 100% Acrylic and keeps you cozy and warm. It is not itchy and the pattern runs true to picture.
The jumper washes well and doesn’t shrink, but it’s better to keep it safe and wash it at 30 degrees.
Warm and soft, the V28® Men’s Christmas Reindeer Snowman Penguin Santa and Snowflake Sweater (Small, CarRace) is a cute option for the fun men out there. Even though some say it runs small, the jumper is comfy to wear and feels nice against the skin.
It’s made with 100% Acrylic and you may machine-wash it when in need. It has a good arm length and its cute design make it a great choice for a Christmas sweater competition. The colors are nice and the jumper is well made.
Take your pick from the various color combination and surprise your loved one with the cute and warm jumper.
Even though teenagers are quite difficult to please, give it a try and surprise them with the pretty Derek Heart Junior’s Panda Bear Pullover Tunic Ugly Christmas Sweater, Grey, Large.
The jumper is made of 100% Acrylic and has a drop-shoulder design that fits well on any figure. It features a funny and fuzzy panda bear wearing a patterned scarf and mittens applique. The jumper comes with ribbed-knit neck, cuffs and hem and the snowflake-patterned long sleeves look very pretty.
The pocket on the front isn’t there just for the looks, but it’s also functional and it’s big enough to store some small items.
The jumper runs true to size and is actually a lot cuter in reality. It’s soft, warm and doesn’t disappoint with its quality.
You may machine-wash it, which is always great.
The cute Santa and the funny reindeer on the V28 Women Ugly Christmas Embroid Reindeer Santa Orchestra Party Sweater Jumper make the jumper a great option this Christmas.
Thick and warm, the jumper is made of 100% soft acrylic. It has a good length and runs true to size. The colors are vibrant and the material is soft.
The knitting looks well and the jumper is fun to wear on a party, ski cabin or as a nice Christmas gift.
You may machine-wash it with cold water and mild soap. Keeps its cute looks and lay it flat to dry.
Make a nice surprise to your son or nephew and get him this Christmas the Blizzard Bay Little Boys’ Penguin Video Game Sweater, White, Blue Combo, 6.
The jumper is made of 100% acrylic and feels warm and cozy. It runs true to size and gives a good fit. It has a great design and is rather thick.
The holiday design on front is fun and popular among kids, whereas the shade of blue is so nice. The soft knit fabric feels cozy against the skin and the jumper is so easy to wear.
The long sleeves, the crewneck are great details that turn the jumper into a reliable choice for this Christmas. You may machine-wash it, so no worries on taking care of it either.
For the joke lovers out there, a funny choice is the Awkwardstyles I Got Hos In Different Area Codes Sweater Ugly Christmas Crewneck M Green.
The jumper is definitely a funny Santa option and comes with a nasty message: “I got hos in different area codes”. It’s a great jumper when you want to have a good lough with your buddies and it may even attract some ladies (so we’ve heard).
The jumper is made with soft 80% cotton and 20% polyester, which is why it feels lightweight and soft. You may machine-wash it when in need though.
The print is made with eco-friendly inks and the jumper is printer in our USA.
Some say you need to order one size up, but it depends on how you like the fitting. The print runs true to picture and the jumper doesn’t have a cheap feel to it.
Made with 100% cotton, the Alex Stevens Men’s 8 Bit Santa Holiday Sweater, Green Beret, Medium is a nice jumper to get this Christmas, especially if you’re going for the ugly type.
The long-sleeve sweater features repeated Santa Claus pattern and its contrasting ribbed trim is a nice detail. The pattern looks cool and the jumper is ugly enough for a jolly Christmas.
The design is rather slim fit and the jumper feels nice and soft.
In order to extend its lifespan, it’s better to wash it cold, on gentle cycle.
As teenagers tend to be a tad picky when it comes to…everything, you may have a winner with the Derek Heart Junior’s Penguin with Jingle Bells Ugly Christmas Sweater, Black, Medium
The jumper is made with 100% acrylic and feels soft and warm. It runs true to size and has a long sleeve and long torso design. The drop-shoulder design and marled knit give a comfy fit for many. The ribbed-knit trim at neck, hem and cuffs keep the jumper closer to the body.
The adorable bells and the fuzzy penguin are hard to resist and the bell-accented scarf is a sure thing.
Soft and cute, the jumper may be the winner this year.
For the little and big girls that absolutely love pink, a cute and fuzzy surprise for Christmas is the Blizzard Bay Lama Wearing Headphones Sweater, Pink/White/Green, Little Girls L.
The jumper is made with 100% acrylic and you may machine-wash it for cleaning.
The jumper feels soft and cozy and it makes a girl happy with its merry and colorful patterns. The soft knit is comfortable and the long sleeve tunic goes great with some black tights.
The llamas is soft and fuzzy and its sequins headphones are simply to die for. What girl doesn’t like a little sparkle on Christmas?
Well-made and cute, the jumper is the one to get for the little princesses out there.
Made with 100% cotton, the Alex Stevens Men’s Reindeer Lights, Rugby Red, Medium is a great ugly jumper that may be the best Christmas gift for the one you love.
The long-sleeve jumper features a cute reindeer with light-wrapped antlers at front. The quality is good and the jumper is soft and comfy. The fit is good and not slim.
The jumper is well made and the ribbed trim is a great detail. You may hand wash it for more durability. As cute as it may be, keep in mind that the jumper doesn’t light up.
Cute and soft, the Notations Women’s Snowman Pullover Ugly Christmas Sweater with 3D Scarf, Frosty, X-Large addresses to the women looking to get into the winter holiday spirit without overdoing it.
The jumper is made with 94% acrylic and 6% spandex so it ensures a good and comfy fit for many. It runs true to size and you may easily machine wash it whenever in need.
The design is nice and the drop-shoulder seaming fits many figures. The fuzzy snowman graphic is adorable and the scarf applique completes the look.
The ribbed knit hem, neck and cuffs keep the jumper close to your body for a comfortable wear even when moving.
Thick and nice, the jumper may bring a smile on many faces this year.
For the serious man that likes the Christmas spirit but doesn’t want to get too silly, a dependable choice would be Dockers Men’s Christmas Tree and Snowflake Holiday Party Crew-Neck Sweater, Red, X-Large.
The jumper sets you in the mood for the winter holidays due to its classic pattern and colors. It’s fun, without getting funny and keeps an elegant vibe.
Made with 100% cotton, the jumper is soft and comfy and runs true to size. It features rib-knit collar, hem and cuffs for an elegant casual look. The Christmas motif isn’t flashy and the jumper is a good option for the man with a finer taste.
The button closure does increase the elegance of the jumper.
Machine washable, the jumper impresses with the fabric quality and the elegant design. It comes in red and pine grove colors, for a better match to the Christmas feeling.
This may be the softest jumper you could have this Christmas so don’t hesitate to put your money at stake with the Women’s Ugly Christmas Sweater – Happy Birthday Jesus Sweater Green Size M.
The jumper is made with 100% acrylic, is amazingly soft, and presents impressive quality. It’s thick and doesn’t itch. It doesn’t shrink either.
The build of the jumper is another great thing and the jumper is made with high-quality double panel, featuring reinforced seams.
It gives the perfect fit and looks amazing on any Ugly Christmas Sweater party or to a ski cabin.
You may also machine wash it whenever in need.